Life is messy.
Sometimes it feels like life is a series of messes. Some are large and some are small, but whether it’s undoing the mess you’re made of your PC desktop (dragging everything into a “Sort Me” folder counts) or wiping up some gross kitchen spill, a certain amount of time and energy will always be spent un-messing the messy.
And the easier you can make that, the better.
We can’t help you with your Sort Me folder, other than suggesting that you drag it into another Sort Me folder while passively awaiting the hard drive crash that will allow you to cathartically start all over from scratch.
But we can help with the literal sloppy splashy goopy messes.
We’re going to send you six 90-count packs of antibacterial wipes that can deal with anything from a granite countertop to your own charming face.
It kills germs without alcohol, meaning that you don’t have to worry about it drying out your skin.
But the real move here is that it’s a six-pack. You can keep a pack of these bad boys everywhere you need them, from a kitchen drawer to a purse to the car.
When a mess strikes, they’ll be there. When grease or puke or blood or applesauce is flying across the room, they’ll be there. When you’re up in the night wondering how your life has fallen apart to the point that there’s puke and blood flying across the room during the day, they’ll be there, too—ready to freshen your face and maybe improve your outlook a bit.
Blood and puke and applesauce happen. Let us help you wipe it up.