Pretty fly with no wifi
In a few years when we’re all living through the plot of a dystopian sci-fi movie and all of the self-driving connected cars are going haywire, it’s going to be some curmudgeon pulling a 1998 Honda Accord out of storage to save the day as the only remaining vehicle that isn’t smart enough to hijack with an internet satellite or whatever.
Today’s deal is that 1998 Honda Accord.
Because before long, we’ll all be experiencing an agonizing future where even our humble toasters are AI-enabled, connected to wifi, and ready to unleash all new levels of frustration as you wait for a firmware update to download before making your breakfast bagel. And at that moment, you’ll be wishing for a refreshingly simple toaster like this one.
Only instead of needing to rummage through garage sales to find an increasingly rare “dumb” toaster, you could be ordering one right now. Then you can eventually hand it down to your grandkids, who we assume will be equally fed up with needing to make a new login for everything, no matter how mundane.
So yeah.
Excellent, simple toaster for twenty bucks. Hard to beat now, harder to beat in another few years when everything is worse and more annoying.
Enjoy!
