Your hot and steamy (cleaning) fantasy
Spring is coming.
And sure, that phrase doesn’t pack quite the same dramatic punch as its “Winter is coming” counterpart. It does, however, bring with it certain tidings, like sunshine and the dubious specter of spring cleaning.
And spring cleaning is surely a force to be reckoned with. In terms of overall daunting-ness, it falls somewhere between an army of half-assed ice zombies and writing the last two installments of your epic fantasy series*.
Regardless, the point is that you don’t have to take this impending spring cleaning thing lying down. In fact, there are some things you can do right now to help set yourself up for success, some of which conveniently require no actual…what’s the word? Oh right.
“Work.”
For example, right from the comfort of your wherever-you-are-right-now, you can order yourself some of the gear you need to actually get your place clean, rather than just scooting dirt and dust around from one room to another wondering how everyone else always makes this seem so much easier than it actually is.
This handy little steam mop will let you be the one who makes it look easy for a change, whether you’re bringing a room full of floor to a spotless shine or stopping momentarily to zip back and forth over that little smudge of something that wouldn’t otherwise come clean with anything less than a reluctant fingernail.
As for cleaning power, it has an awful lot of it—1300 watts to be exact. And obviously, to get real results you’ll need some toxic cleaning agent to go with it, right? Nah. Just water. Super-hot water that this thing will have ready to go in about 30 seconds.
Forget winter. Steam is coming.
*Don’t understand this reference? You haven’t made it to the end of Game of Thrones. Turn back. There is only pain and disappointment ahead.
