Impressively refreshing
It’s kind of crazy how desensitized we’ve all become to amazing gadgetry.
For example, today’s deal is for a facial brush that will scrub your face with an outrageously high sonic-scrubbing frequency and then let you park it inside its own personal garage where it’ll be sanitized with ultraviolet light.
And all that can be yours for what works out to ten bucks each? Man we’re spoiled.
Basically, it’s going to make your face feel amazing and it’s the kind of thing that wouldn’t be shocking to see on a retail shelf for like…$80, which happens to be what these go for in such places.
Worth it? Maybe. But it’s definitely a stretch. That’s why we did our best to get the price down to twenty bucks, and even then didn’t feel like we were really doing our job until we decided to send two your way for that price. This is partly because we wanted to cobble together a fantastic deal and partly because this is the kind of thing that creates jealousy and resentment between spouses and roommates and that’s not good for anybody. So we’ll send you two.
It’s delightful to use, will beep when it’s time to move to a new hunk of face, and even looks cool on your bathroom counter.
Not bad, especially at two for twenty. (And if you really don’t need two, it’s not the worst emergency backup gift to have in the closet…just saying.)