Drink up.
Have you ever browsed the tumblers and whatnot at a sporting goods store? They are shockingly expensive. If you’re ever wondering why someone would feel so strongly about their YETI mug that they need to have a bumper sticker on their car about it, just know that it’s mostly because they paid like forty bucks for the thing. For the mug, that is. Not the sticker. The sticker might have been free—are they not generous?
We can’t condone that. In fact, we demand to live in a world where not only can you have a couple of these sturdy and impressive drinking vessels, but you can have both for less than twenty bucks. Go shopping at that sporting goods store with a twenty-dollar bill and you’ll walk out of there with a plastic lid or something. If you buy from us, we’ll take that crisp twenty and give you two cups—lids included—plus some change back.
So anyway, we’ve got the tumbler, the coffee mug, and the highball, three different cups that for some reason have weirdly prescriptive things you’re supposed to drink out of them. To heck with that, though. If you want to drink 30 ounces of coffee in one go or drink a cocktail out of your so-called coffee mug, we say you do you.
These are from Robert Irvine, by the way. He’s some sort of a fitness guy, but lucky for you he’s the amount of famous where getting his stuff means paying less on a daily deal site and not paying more on some sort of merch page on Twitch.
We’ll drink to that.
