Check some temps.
Whether it’s a once-in-a-century global plague or some plain old sniffles, being able to spot-check the family’s temperature is a great way to stay on top of whether people are getting sick. And while a traditional thermometer or one of those behind-the-ear things can certainly do that, today’s deal is a little more…aggressive.
Just look at this thing. It looks like a radar gun. You could point it at traffic and people would slow down. You could stop the neighbor kid shuffling up your front walk dead in his tracks before his gross little runny nose can get within five feet of you. It commands respect, is what we’re saying.
Because sometimes in the hectic coming and going of cold and flu season, you simply need to get the job done. And just because you can’t quite get a hold of your favorite squirmy little disease vector doesn’t mean you shouldn’t be able to get a temp reading on the kid.
We’re even going to send you two, and will definitely imagine you wielding both at once.
