Warm head, warm heart

Oh, it’s beanie season all right.

Or at least it will be soon enough. Or maybe you live someplace where it’s always beanie season. Or…orrrrrr…maybe you have a sense of fashion that dictates that beanies are a critical element of style regardless of anything foolishly arbitrary like the weather.

We’ve got some beanies for sale, is what we’re saying. This three-pack gives you a trio of premium knit beanies for just under ten bucks.

It’s enough beanies that you can rotate effortlessly through them and people won’t necessarily think you have infinite beanies, but they’ll definitely recognize that your beanie game is strong. Or if you’re a person who loses things like this and has a milk crate full of unmatched gloves at home, it’s enough to make sure you always have one in your car, one in your jacket pocket, and one sitting cockeyed on top of your coat rack.

So take 30 seconds right now and ensure you’re equipped with protection against the cold with a slight nod towards the stylish. Surely you don’t want to be out there in February realizing that somehow your old baseball cap makes your head even colder.

Beanies!