Anyone else getting tired of the same old monsters. Dracula? More like Drab-ula! Zombies? A bunch of real zom-bozos! Werewolves? Get-the-hell-outta-here, wolves! Enough with the masked killers using gardening implements, with the typical ghosts and ghouls, and enough with the clowns! No, it’s about time we forge a bold new direction in horror. I’ve even roped in our own resident monster-sculptor @KoolHandJoe for his expert opinions on the matter. Let’s see what we’ve got.
Fire is scary. Fire starting out of seemingly nowhere is even scarier. Imagine, objects and creatures start to spontaneously combust in a localized area. There are no natural explanations to be found. No arsonists are caught. Where could the fires be coming from? And why do squirrels and fast-moving cars seem to be the primary victims? Could it be… a canine culprit? A pyrokinetic poodle? We must discover the dog behind the destruction, before everything goes up in flames.