Anyone else getting tired of the same old monsters. Dracula? More like Drab-ula! Zombies? A bunch of real zom-bozos! Werewolves? Get-the-hell-outta-here, wolves! Enough with the masked killers using gardening implements, with the typical ghosts and ghouls, and enough with the clowns! No, it’s about time we forge a bold new direction in horror. I’ve even roped in our own resident monster-sculptor @KoolHandJoe for his expert opinions on the matter. Let’s see what we’ve got.

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Fire is scary. Fire starting out of seemingly nowhere is even scarier. Imagine, objects and creatures start to spontaneously combust in a localized area. There are no natural explanations to be found. No arsonists are caught. Where could the fires be coming from? And why do squirrels and fast-moving cars seem to be the primary victims? Could it be… a canine culprit? A pyrokinetic poodle? We must discover the dog behind the destruction, before everything goes up in flames.