Fix stuff.

You know how every time your kids get some sort or vinyl inflatable or water-filled thing it comes with a little patch for when it inevitably springs a leak? If you’re the kind of person who manages to keep track of that random strap patch and still has it when you need it, all we can say is that we’re impressed.

For the rest of us, though, this is like having a whole roll of that stuff, only it isn’t just for short-lived seasonal lawn toys. This will patch anything from gouged siding to cracked window glass. It holds up to water well enough that you can use it to patch a frickin’ boat if you need to.

Basically, you just trim it to size, peel off the backing, and stick it where you need to stick it. Even that explanation made this seem more complicated than it actually is. It’s tape. It works exactly like tape.

With this deal, you get four rolls of the stuff. And since you ideally aren’t using this to rebuild your totaled station wagon or something like that, even a single roll should really be considered a lifetime supply. The only reason we’re sending you four is so that you can use two, lose one, and maybe keep a couple in some strategic places like a camping bag or RV.

Oh and for what it’s worth, we were likewise a little surprised when we realized we could offer these for three bucks a piece and still make money, but we’re pretty sure it’s only because they went with this stupid “alien shield” branding and got their marketing clocks cleaned by Mighty Tape with the help of Billy Mays (RIP to one of the greats).

Go ahead and order some. You’ll be stoked when you inevitably need it.