It’s time to restock your shorts selection.

Summer will be here before you know it.

You know, that used to be kind of a platitude, but right now, it actually kind of bears repeating: summer will be here. Soon, the sun will shine brightly, and testicles around the world will once again find themselves bopping around in the breezy comfort of workout shorts.

It’s time to stock up and make sure you’re ready, whether it’s a warm day out for a run or if we’re ever allowed back at the gym again. But a good pair of shorts is the kind of thing that always costs way more than they should. You can spend like twenty bucks on a pair like the mannequin at the store wears. And you then what? You know you’re going to need more than one pair, but you also didn’t set out to spend $40 on shorts, so you end up with that one weird lonely pair that you place reverently in your drawer while knowing in the back of your head you’ll never have a physique like that stupid mannequin with its cold, lifeless eyes and weirdly alien crotch bulge.

That’ll be your fancy pair, you tell yourself. You’ll also get some cheap ones from the internet later.

Well knock knock, cowboy. It’s later. The internet is here and would like to have a word with you.

Get ready to say goodbye to another $20, but instead of one overpriced pair with the cute brand logo that will always remind you of an alien crotch bulge, we’ve got 5 for the same price.

Stock up today and be ready for whatever comes next.