Coffee meets its match.
Sometimes you need a little pick-me-up. And while there are certainly times when the best way to scratch that itch is a steaming hot cup of coffee enjoyed on a lakeside back deck, another (more common) scenario is when you just need those life-restoring caffeine molecules shoved down your gullet with as little fanfare as is gastrointestinally possible.
This isn’t exactly that, considering you get some tasty chocolate with a touch of mint as part of the bargain, but it’s definitely a pleasantly efficient way to satisfy a snack craving while also racking up the caffeination equivalent of a cup and a half of coffee.
Pretty great, right?
Well not only are we going to deliver on the best-of-all-worlds promise described above, but we’re also going to hook you up with 90 of these things, which is really way more than you should go through in any reasonable amount of time. If you binged your way through these writing a term paper or pulling an all-nighter for work, we’re not sure if the sugar would incapacitate you before or after the caffeine would, but either way it would be good.
So be cool. Use these judiciously. And thank us when you manage to get that PowerPoint finished without having to keep running back and forth between the coffee kiosk and the bathroom.
