For groin and body…

You know, it’s almost 2024 and it kind of feels like we’re moving on from irreverently-branded personal hygiene products. And while today’s deal comes from a company called “Ballsy” with a logo featuring two acorns (get it?) that also offers products with names like “sack spray,” that doesn’t mean this is a bad trimmer.

It’s a pretty great trimmer, actually. So while we assume that if you signed up for their marketing emails they would go from cute to exhausting in the course of about a week, we do highly recommend that you grab one of these for fifteen bucks.

They usually retail for an admittedly not outrageous $22, but if you buy from us you’ll save a few bucks and also avoid getting an order confirmation that’s probably filled with testicle puns. So there’s that.

As for the product itself, you get the trimmer for groin and body (do some people keep their groin in a different place than their body?), plus two trimmer heads and a bunch of trimmer guards. Seems like everything you need. You even get a nylon storage bag, which you better believe they refer to as a sack every chance they get.

See? We told you this was kind of exhausting.

Regardless, that groin/body of yours isn’t going to trim itself, so now is as good a time as any to hook yourself up with the right tool for the job.