Squishy and warm (or cool!)

If Goldilocks had this cushion, maybe she could have dialed in her seating preferences at home like a normal person instead of trespassing at her neighbor’s house and getting eaten by bears. Because with this cushion you not only have a soft spot to sit, but you can choose to have it warm your butt or cool your butt as desired.

For the heating, there’s a USB-powered seat warmer. (Ever wonder why cars are starting to have so many USB ports? This is why.)

For the cooling, there’s squishy comfort get. (No power required.)

And for getting this wonderful contraption from place to place, there’s a handy shoulder strap that makes this perfect for shuffling your way to a seat in the bleachers or getting from the parking lot to the kids’ soccer field or whatever.

Oh and if you’re wondering how you’re going to power this thing when you’re sitting on a log in the woods, just remember that we’re the website that’s always happy to sell you discount power banks for just such a situation.

The bottom line is that these are pretty great and if you actually care what color they are we even have a couple of options for you there. The cover is washable, the cooling is refreshing, and the heating is cozy—enjoy!