Brew tiny.
You know those compact and super appealing little coffee pots that are so tempting to steal from your hotel room?
Well, it turns out that you can just buy them.
And instead of waiting for your minor bit of lodging theft to show up on your credit card bill with a “you accidentally walked off with the coffee maker” markup (alongside your $6 minibar Coke), you can just get one from us for like twenty bucks.
It makes four cups in a jiffy, has no bloated features whatsoever, and will take up as little space on your countertop as it does on those little hotel trays with the complementary teas and sweeteners.
Basically, it does everything you need and nothing you don’t.
Kind of refreshing, to be honest.
Order now, before Best Western cleans us out!