Meh.

It’s time to buy a meh shirt.

By the way…yes…we know it’s counterintuitive to go out of your way to showcase your charming sense of retail apathy, but if meh.com has taught us anything it’s that contradictions can be whimsical and that a great shirt is a great shirt.

And this? This is a great shirt.

It’s a great shirt if you’re a daily meh.com visitor with an impressive button streak and a sinister reputation in the comment section. It’s also a great shirt if you don’t care about any of that and just like to occasionally score a preposterous deal on a high end food processor (refurbished for maximum value, of course). Finally, it’s a great shirt if you have somehow started lurking here without ever thinking about meh.com and just want a dope tee that says “meh” on it in casually subversive script.

Also, if we’re being honest, rattling off all the fun stuff above kind of tuned us into the potential “whimsy gap” between meh.com and SideDeal.com. So while today there is an admittedly very whimsical IRK offer over on meh, we’re also turning up the heat over here with SideDeal-o-Rama, an all-day event that’ll give you tons of opportunities to grab SideDeal kinds of things for even cheaper than usual.

It’s going to be a blast, so buckle up.

But first get yourself a shirt ordered. You won’t regret it, instantly or otherwise.