Sweet oscillation

Ceiling fans are kind of weird. They allegedly simulate a nice breeze, but nice breezes don’t blow directly down from overhead. Real wind blows in from the side. And gently rotates back and forth, ideally.

Today’s deal does that. Unlike a traditional ceiling fan, this doesn’t add an item to your home improvement to-do list that includes house wiring.

Now let’s talk modes.

You get the so-called normal mode, which is a very steady monotone that you would usually expect from a ceiling fan. But that can also make you a little loopy in a white noise sort of way, so there’s also a natural mode where the air ebbs and flows like, well…wind. There’s also a sleep mode that’s just super quiet, but we kind of recommend the natural breeze settings for sleep. Whatever floats your boat, though. You get three levels of intensity for each of those three modes, so nine possible combinations to ensure that you have at least a couple of configurations that you really like.

There’s even a remote.

By the way, this isn’t a dirt cheap offer, because dirt cheap fans burn your house down. Grab this one, with its integrated fuse, motor overheat protection, and sturdy base to keep it from tipping over. The world is scary enough without worrying about your fan.