Pick-your-2-Pack: Candy Canes in Odd Flavors

Adam stammers, “What I mean is, can you be scary?”

“Oh, oh, you’re askin’ me if I can be scary,” Beetlejuice replies with a sardonic enthusiasm. He turns away, takes a few steps back, and faces the couple again. He asks with a flourish, “What do you think of this?”

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Barbara and Adam shriek.

And just like that, Beetlejuice returns to normal. “Ya like it?”

Barbara, still shaken, manages, “Will you excuse us please.”

Features

  • Candy Canes for the summer
  • Forget mint and fruits
  • Get you some Bacon, Dill Pickle, Hot Dog, or Ketchup
  • Or maybe some Mac and Cheese, Kale, Pho, or Sardine

Specifications

Specs

  • Product Name: Pick-your-2-Pack: Candy Canes in Odd Flavors
  • Condition: New
  • 5-1/4" tall candy canes
  • Perfect to sneak in with regular candy canes
  • Must order a minimum of two to purchase

Available Flavors

  • Bacon
  • Dill Pickle
  • Hot Dog
  • Kale
  • Ketchup
  • Mac and Cheese
  • Pho
  • Sardine

What’s Included?

  • 2x Boxes of Odd-Flavored Candy Canes

Price Comparison

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Warranty

90 days

Estimated Delivery Date

Standard: Wednesday, Oct 5 - Monday, Oct 10.
Enhanced: Monday, Oct 3 - Wednesday, Oct 5.