Be smug about your mug.
Why is it called a Smug Mug smart mug warmer? Because when you’re having coffee with a person who doesn’t have one and you both get distracted by something for forty-five minutes and then come back to your drinks, here’s what will happen: Yours will be hot, theirs will be cold, and your mug will be smug about it.
And why is it a SMART mug warmer? Because unlike dumber appliances (we’re looking at you, oven), when faced with a decision between burning your house down and turning itself politely off, it’ll choose the latter. This thing turns on and off with the presence of your mug, and if you leave your mug on there it will decide (after 9 hours) that hot coffee is no longer a priority for you and call it a day.
What else can we say?
How about…THIS IS NOT A WIRELESS PHONE CHARGER.
Now get yourself a mug warmer.
(Again, this absolutely is not a wireless phone charger.)