Pulls no punches

These are…a little decadent, to be honest. This is not a subtle or sophisticated treat.

It’s a chocolate-filled marshmallow. Actually, it’s like 150 chocolate-filled marshmallows.

But you know what? Weather right now isn’t exactly subtle or sophisticated, either. So if Mother Nature is going to be all ham-handed with the wind and the cold and the sleet and the snow, we’re not going to pull any punches with the treats.

If you’re dragging yourself in from an hour of shoveling snow or had your daily commute turn into a life-and-death journey thanks to a solid layer of ice on everything, then you’ve at least earned some aggressively tasty treats that you can enjoy without a hint of shame.

These are that.

They’re unabashedly sweet and tasty, as delicious as the cold is mean. So go ahead and let us send you bags and bags of this stuff for the chilly days ahead.

You won’t regret it. Unless you plow through all 156 in a hungry panic the first time you see ice on your car. Then you might regret it.