Is it hot in here?

Quick. Picture your thermometer right now. Not the thermometer itself, but its exact location.

Can you do it?

If you can, we’re impressed. You probably have a bin in the hall closet labeled “thermometers” and we bet your laundry is always caught up.

But for those of us who are sure we’ve purchased multiple thermometers over the years and yet can never seem to find one when we actually need it, well…let’s throw two more into the mix and improve your odds.

Besides, these aren’t those lame “stick them under your tongue and wait an awkwardly long time” thermometers. They’re the infrared kind, which you can actually use in the ear or with a contactless forehead scan. Remember the early 2020s when contactless forehead scans were all the rage? Relive the fun of being zapped in the face by bouncers before being let into the bar or whatever, all from the comfort of your own home.

By the way, these are more than just thermometers for people who misplaced their other thermometers. They work great, plus have a one-second reading time, nighttime quiet mode, and no-nonsense digital display. You can even use them for things that aren’t food, perfect for getting that tea temp just right or other weirdly specific temperature scanning opportunities.

So grab a pair of thermometers and enjoy them as much as something like a pair of thermometers can be enjoyed.

Don’t lose them! (Or do. They’re pretty inexpensive.)