Not sure about everyone else, but we’ve been having a lot of pizza nights lately. That’s probably because pizza is there for you, no matter what.
Wait too long to start making dinner? Pizza goes from freezer to plate in like 25 minutes.
Freezer empty? Pizza will show up at your house—and basically pioneered the concept.
No dishes and need something you can eat out of a cardboard box? Pizza again.
Keeping a ninja turtle chained up in the basement? You know what…never mind. You get the idea.
The point is that pizza is awesome and easy.
Cutting it, though, is not always so easy. Everybody does that first cut just fine, but then as you’re coming in for the landing on the second swipe, the geometry of the whole thing can go sideways and suddenly you’ve made a giant piece on one side and skinny ones on the other. Then cut three attempts a recovery and only makes things worse and now that pizza which you once loved is making you feel like an idiot.
These pizza wheels can actually help. They’re centered, so you can easily guide them exactly where you want them to go. They’ve also got these cool little crust-cutting blades on the ends so you don’t have to do that awkward zip-zip-zip back and forth like your name is DJ Slice or something.
And just to touch on the whole pizza convenience thing once more, we’re also going to send you two of them. That means if you piece together two consecutive nights of shame in which you not only order pizza twice but also fail to do any dishes, you’ll have cutter number two just waiting for you.
As for night three? Man, that’s on you. It’s dishwasher safe; just wash the thing, okay?
