Right Tool for the Job

Listen…this is one of those things that they could probably cover in health class or whatever but that nobody ever does, so we’re just going to throw it out there in the spirit of potentially remedial sexual education:

Using actual lube for lube feels WAY better than using things that aren’t lube for lube.

Teenage you probably thought you’d hit the jackpot when you realized you could sneak some baby oil or body lotion and introduce a whole new level of sensation to whatever it is you were up to. And compared to what you had been doing previously, maybe you were onto something.

But holy crap. Actual lube? Actual lube will make you feel like a fool for any time you ever used something different after the age of 17 or so.

Maybe you already knew all of this. And if so, please just go ahead and simply appreciate this 3-for-$12 deal on some high-quality, name-brand stuff.

But for the uninitiated, allow us to initiate you.

Not, like…personally. We’re going to send it to you. After that, you’re on your own.

Try it!