Slippery smooth.

At SideDeal, we know a thing or two about consumer demographics. And while it’s tempting to get all hung up on unimportant stuff like income levels or marital status, for today’s deal there are really only two categories that matter—casual lube buyers and reluctant lube buyers.

Are you a casual lube buyer? Then you know that $5 a bottle is a swell deal and you might as well get three right now. Man, that was easy.

But are you a reluctant lube buyer? Well, you don’t need to be. Because lube is awesome and any latent (or blatant) anxiety you have about buying such things is so 2004. Even so, we understand if you aren’t ready to drop into your local sex shop or suffer the probably imagined judgment of your favorite drugstore checkout person.

Whatever lube-related demographic you find yourself in, this deal is for you. And thanks to our discrete packaging, your neighbors will probably think you’re just adding to your collection of power banks and reasonably-priced wireless headphones.

Enjoy! (Seriously. Enjoy.)