Always handy.

So if you’re coming here from Meh, you already saw that rad robot vacuum which really represents one of the most significant technological achievements of mankind even though we don’t really act like it does.

So like any great exploration of science fiction that has now become science fact, the real question is what we’re supposed to do now that the vacuuming is literally taking care of itself.

Create great art? Answer important philosophical questions?

Or how about noticing how gross our glasses lenses and phone screens have gotten. That seems way more likely. One moment you’re watching your robot vacuum buzz efficiently underneath your elevated feet and the next you’re realizing how much better life would be if only your various glass surfaces were smooth and clean.

Today’s deal does that. Makes them smooth and clean, that is.

You get these nice and compact spray/cloth combos in assorted colors, perfect for spraying and wiping whatever you need to spray and wipe. We’re also going to send you 12 of these things, which seems like overkill until you think about just how many places it would be handy to keep them so they’re there when needed.

(Twelve still seems like a lot, though. Let’s try to come up with twelve good spots without stopping to think too much: center console of the car, nightstand, kitchen junk drawer, gym bag, center console of another car, bathroom vanity, purse…bugout bag…um…diaper bag…et cetera? Probably not twelve, but you get the idea. Hiking bag! Ok that’s all for now.)

So whether your floors clean themselves or not, we’re quite certain that your glasses and various glass screens do not. Get yourself a dozen of these and have ‘em when you need ‘em.