Quit losing things
For all the advancements humanity made in the 20th century, we really got out ahead of ourselves in some big ways. One of those was definitely inventing a bunch of pocket-sized things that would turn out to be an unfortunate combination of really important and also really easy to lose.
Say what you want about the drawbacks of horses as transportation, getting out the door never involved twenty minutes of checking between the couch cushions for horse keys.
And how about phones? Those suckers used to be the size of a toaster oven and mounted to the wall. Sure privacy wasn’t really a thing, but you never had to wonder where it was when you wanted to make a call.
Mercifully, eventually we figured out tiny trackers that you could stick on things and always be able to find them. But holy crap those little guys can be expensive! Plus you know the battery is going to die and you’re for sure going to misplace whatever you attached it to before you get around to changing it.
Well today’s deal solves both of those problems. For one, we’re going to send you five for $5. That is…really good. We’re also going to throw in some bonus batteries, sparing you the inevitable annoying chore of figuring out that first battery change.
Plus with five of those things, you might even start to run out of items to put them on. How about you go with car keys, wallet, TV remote, favorite stuffed teddy bear, and of course your lucky Antimicrobial Brass No-Touch Keychain Tool. What’s that? You don’t have that last thing? Better check out today’s bonus deal while you’re here.