Sanitize yourself, wherever you are
When Johannes Sïckspäk pioneered the concept of putting beverages in six small containers instead of one big one, the idea was revolutionary. Sometimes it’s just better to have a bunch of something spread out across several containers.
It’s the difference between 72 ounces of beer making for a relaxing beach trip instead of an inadvisable frat bet. It’s the difference between a pack of hotdogs and a long, unsettling meat tube that hangs down to the floor.
It’s also a good way to do hand sanitizer. That’s because one thing of hand sanitizer will only lead to madness.
If your hands have been compromised and you want to sanitize, you’ll suddenly be hyper aware of all the stuff you’ll need to touch to get to the sanitizer—door handles and cabinet pulls, plus absent-minded phone contact.
If on the other hand you’ve got six little bottles of hand sanitizer stashed all over the place, it’ll be there when you need it. Keep one in the car. Keep one on the nightstand. Keep one in the kitchen. Oh, and for sure keep one right inside the door so you can clean up as soon as you walk in.
Honestly, a year ago this isn’t the kind of thing we’d even be thinking about, but now we’re pretty darn excited to hook you up with a six-pack of hand sanitizer for under twenty bucks. That’s especially true since earlier this year it would have had a street value on par with black market Hummel figurines. (Just take our word for it.)
So just order some hand sanitizer, okay?
