Cocktails made easy

Well, we had a good thing going, but if feels like it might be coming to an end. These cocktail mixers are something that we’ve managed to sell a few times before and we’ve attributed our ability to pick them up on the cheap to the fact that the packaging really, really, makes it look like hair care products.

We understand someone buying these from a place like this, where we tell you what’s going on and give you an outrageously good deal, but it seems like a stretch to imagine someone seeing these all lined up on a retail store shelf and being like “yes—I want to mix that with booze and drink it” as opposed to “that makes me want to massage from root to tip, rinse, and repeat.”

Don’t cheap out on the branding, is what we’re saying.

Well, long story short, they seem to have learned their lesson and WithCo is in the process of rolling out fancy new bottles that genuinely resemble beverages. So chances are, people are going to start actually buying them and our supply here is probably going to dwindle as time goes on.

But don’t worry! Because in the meantime, we still have an absolute ton of the shampoo-bottle-looking ones and in honor of WithCo’s long overdue rebranding, we’re going to sell you six of them for $19.99. That’s basically six for the price of one, giving you enough of the stuff to make 60 drinks, even if the bottles do look like something you’d accidentally knock off of the too-small shelf in the shower.

The flavor is Sweaterweather and the vibe is cozy. Let’s get you some.