Not a baby wipe.

If you’re ever in some sort of a messy pinch and need to improvise by using baby wipes, you’ve probably come to a realization: baby wipes are amazing. You don’t think of them as the right tool for the job if you’re blowing your nose or wiping something off the counter, but damned if they aren’t really, really good at all kinds of things above and beyond the wiping of babies.

Honestly it kind of seems like one of those things where if you went back in history to see how they came to be, some guy probably invented really good general-purpose wipes and the marketing department decided that calling them baby wipes was the best way to get a ton of people to buy them over and over again.

So yeah. The company behind today’s offer missed the boat on the baby wiping market opportunity (and probably cost themselves generations of yachts and summer homes at the Cape as a result), but have found an alternative niche here in the pet wiping space.

This is good news. Use these once and you’ll realize just how much better they are than trying to clean muddy paws or whatever with old rags or paper towels or some other subpar wiping device. These actually work for cleaning up your entire pet, freshening them up between grooming appointments or taking care of that funky smell they just rolled in outside for no apparent reason.

We’ve got eight for twenty bucks. Keep some handy. You’ll love ‘em.