Get the joke?

We love the name of these things. “Paincakes” is such a brilliant play on words that we would easily believe that they only exist because somebody thought of the name first and then backed their way into a product later.

And, frankly, they nailed it. Because in addition to being just a chef’s kiss, 10/10 bit of branding, these little cold packs are also pretty great and genuinely superior to the competition. They stick where you put them. This improves the cold pack experience by like 1000x right there. They’re also nice and flat and come in different sizes. It’s perfect.

Except it turns out that even though it sure seems like Paincakes should be a match made in heaven for a site like ours, all good things must come to an end eventually. It is entirely possible that you guys will buy the last of these this time around, and the Paincakes name will fade slowly away. Or maybe you won’t and we’ll have one last crack later on. Who knows. But why would you take the chance?

So c’mon and grab yourself this handy multipack of delightfully named cold packs. You’ll practically be itching to bang your stupid knee on the stupid coffee table because you were looking at your stupid phone, just for the excuse to grab a couple of these out of the freezer.

Paincakes!