Chop chop, everyone
Imagine if you ordered something off of one of those old infomercials and it turned out to be everything you ever hoped it would be.
This is basically that. It’s exactly the kind of gimmicky gadget that you’d see on late-night TV, but with the unexpected twist of being legitimately awesome.
Inflict all sorts of culinary violence on your favorites vegetables, then watch the resulting carnage pile up neatly inside the transparent storage tub.
Just remember to wash your produce first!