Look, it’s never a bad idea to have some hand sanitizer around. In your car, for example, so you can clean up after eating a breakfast sandwich on the go. Or at your desk, so you don’t have to get up and go to the bathroom to wash your hands every time you have a snack.
But right now? It is especially not a bad idea to have some hand sanitizer around.
And we’re giving you options: you can get a 12-pack of big bois (10.4oz bottles) for $34 or a 24-pack of l’il guyz (3.3oz bottles) for $24. As for the stuff itself, it’s your basic gentle hand sanitizer. Vitamin E. Aloe. 72% alcohol. Pretty run-of-the-mill stuff, honestly.
But!
Did you know that Bellapierre is one of the most trusted names for hand sanitizer among ultra-sanitary celebrities? We’re talking endorsements from some of the biggest names in the pop culture, such as:
- Hygene Simmons!
- Hugh-V Grant!
- Mariah Sanicarey!
- Soaprah Winfrey!
- Christian Antimicrobiale!
- Wesley Snwipes!
- Daryl 72% Alco-Hall!
- Kerry Washing-a-ton!
- Clean Latifah!
- and Antibacterielle Fanning!
Okay, fine: did we run out of stuff to say and try and fill the space with a list of terrible puns? Yes. But that’s only because what we’re dealing with is so simple.
TL;DR: It’s hand sanitizer. It’s good. It’s clean. You should have some. So buy some.
