So fresh and so clean

A bidet is one of those things that jump out at you when touring a house you might move into. That’s because even though it’s really not a big deal to install one, it kind of feels like it would be.

Like a paved backyard basketball court. It’s a cool selling point if it’s there, but it’s not the kind of thing you would probably go out of your way to put in, even though you totally could.

But c’mon.

When your murky personal undercarriage is concerned, we need to get you over that installation hump. Because your nether regions want—no…demand!—a bidet.

And this is the one.

It is super easy to install and the kit includes everything you need to do the job, from hardware to instructions. (Installation instructions, anyway. We’re not sure if they go into detail about spraying and gargling strategies once up and running.)

Either way, it’s rare that a piece of personal hygiene technology is this much objectively better than all that has come before and such a big chunk of the population would remain inexplicably resistant to making the switch.

Don’t let that be you. Let’s get you cleaned up.