Virtual reality?
Today’s deal is kind of like a virtual reality machine, except instead of bending reality into some sort of fantastical situation where things are trying to eat you, you’re just bending reality into some semblance of peace and quiet.
Basically, you wrap this sucker around your head and bask in the darkness. It’ll massage your eyes and apply just the right amount of heat, creating a serene environment for you to unwind, recharge, and generally feel better about whatever happens to be bugging you.
The whole idea leans on ancient eastern principles of meridians and acupressure, and while that sounds cool and all, we’re also comfortable with just acknowledging that it feels nice to have your face rubbed just right. Whether that ties into anything physiological or mystically profound is another story, but the bottom line is that you’re really going to enjoy it.
So let heat, air pressure, and just the right amount of vibration bring your relaxation to the next level. We’re pretty confident that you’ll find the forty bucks to be worth every penny within a minute or two of putting it on.
