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Somewhere there’s a marketing person at Coleman who goes to bed every night thinking about how Stanley managed to make their bottles THE THING for 2024 and yet Coleman is just another company with a pretty nice water bottle.

Ah well. Their loss of sleep is your gain, because it means that you can still get one of these super nice bottles for just twenty bucks. You’ll get zero style points on TikTok or whatever, but you will get an awesome drinking vessel for a price that doesn’t make you feel like a sucker.

Don’t feel too bad, marketing person. The world is insane and that Stanley trend made no sense!