For a day at the beach

You ever go to the beach and you’re all hot and annoyed while your big umbrella flops around and your skin slowly burns?

Then you see an overachieving family across the way, nicely sheltered under one of those cool half-tent things. (There’s always one.)

Where do they get those, anyway? Well they probably got it from a sporting goods store for way too much money. But you can have this one for thirty bucks, which is about half of Amazon retail and we shutter to even think what they cost in one of those brick-and-mortar camping stores where everything is overpriced except the entry-level kayaks.

This is a great, fully-featured one of these, complete with the stakes and weights to keep everything still, plus pockets for your keys or whatever that you usually hide inadvisably in a giant towel.

Just in time for…being way ahead of beach season!