Waffles whenever
Are you here because you needed a breather after being unsolicitedly exposed to this preposterous contraption over on Meh and now you’re hoping for a breakfast device that doesn’t look like it came out of the fever dream of a 19th century Hobbit?
Well you’re in luck. Because this is just a waffle maker. It’s totally normal, mundanely effective, and made by Cuisinart, the noted kitchen machine manufacturer of excellent repute.
That other thing is pretty cool, though.
