B’det, mate.
Today’s deal represents the ultimate bathroom hygeine sweet spot. Because a bidet is, as we’ve covered more than once on this site, an objectively superior way to clean yourself up after going to the bathroom. They can also be pretty pricy and kind of intimidating to install. We truly understand not wanting to run new electrical lines to your toilet for something like this.
And you don’t need to.
Right now, for less than the cost of the really big pack of toilet paper, you can have a bidet that you can install yourself with no trouble at all and no electricity required. The whole operation is just complex enough to make you feel like a reasonably handy person without having to actually be one. (If you are one—bonus.)
All that said, you still get a self-cleaning nozzle and wonderfully intuitive controls to make sure that your cleansing experience is as pleasant and customizable as you like. Plus everything is really sturdy and looks nice.
You know there are bidets in your future. You might as well get started with this one.
