IT'S ABOUT SENDING A MASSAGE
Are you stressed? I’m stressed. Everybody’s stressed.
You know what happens when you’re stressed? Your muscles get all kinds of messed up. Sometimes it gets so bad you don’t even realize it’s bad. You just know you feel bad or cranky or tired.
And perhaps one of the greatest failings of our species is our inability to give ourselves satisfactory massages. You have to get someone else to poke at your neck or back for you to get any meaningful results. At least, that’s how it is for me. I don’t know if any of you are some kind of massage wizards or something, but I’m banking on that not being the case.
Anyway, if you don’t have a muscle magician at your disposal or a willing masseuse, how about you try one of these? I know the different heads look like cooler versions of a kid’s power tools set, but have you ever taken a toy screwdriver to the shoulder? It works. Well, okay, it doesn’t work as well as this thing considering this is what it was actually made for, but you know what: take this for a spin. Or a vibrate. Or is it a shake? Whatever, just go for it!