Clean your teeth.
Really expensive electric toothbrushes and really cheap electric toothbrushes pretty often have one thing in common: They’re ugly.
They’re either ugly because they’re trying too hard to look like a high-end technology product (iBrush, anyone?) or they’re ugly because they think kids will only brush their teeth if they can wrap their chubby little hands around a grotesque approximation of their favorite cartoon character while they do it.
Today’s deal…is neither.
It’s not designed like something you’d use to freshen up before heading into the metaverse for the rest of your (un)natural life and it’s not trying to pander to your kid, who we assure you will brush regularly with or without novelty hardware. (This assumes you’ve adequately explained how the tooth fairy’s ruthless cousin will crawl out from behind the toilet and claim dirty teeth long before they fall out on their own.)
Unnecessarily dark? Yes. As dark as the lifeless eyes of the tooth fairy’s cousin? No.
Besides, the point here is that today’s deal will meet whatever need you have. If you need a powerful little toothbrush for a kid, it’s perfect and won’t make your stylish second bathroom look like a toy store. If you want an economical toothbrush for yourself, this one will let you choose from several sophisticated finishes so you can dial the vibe in just right.
Oh, oh, oh. And brush heads. We’re also going to hook you up with your next three, meaning you won’t need to limp pathetically along with a dying brush head while you wait for the next deal to pop up. After all, if you use a disposable brush head beyond it’s recommended lifespan, the tooth fairy has this cousin…
