It’s time for some grown-up luggage.

Look…nobody else is going to say this, so we will. You know that ridiculous cloth suitcase thing with the janky zipper you’ve had for who knows how long? It’s terrible. It’s terrible and it makes you look like like a high-school kid running away from home. Oh and it’s probably going to give you bed bugs one of these times, which will basically ruin your life for at least a month.

We get it. Proper luggage is expensive and doesn’t exactly provide a lot of fun for your money. But at some point, it’s time to suck it up and get yourself a decent set of matching suitcases that isn’t one step up from living out of a garbage bag for the weekend.

As for the bedbugs, those little monsters live on pretty much anything soft and your old bags are basically begging to let a couple of them hitch a ride back to your place after a brief stint in a questionable Airbnb.

Lucky for you, it’s actually possible to get awesome, stylish luggage that doesn’t cost a fortune, complete with hard sides which will both protect your stuff and serve as a perpetual middle finger to bedbugs.

The Radiant Series is a three-piece set that can be yours right now for $129. If you’ve never been luggage shopping before, it’s worth noting that this is a preposterously good deal. Frankly it’d be a steal even if they did have bed bugs.

But as it stands, this is a killer bargain for an attractive set of bedbug-free hard-walled wheely-bottomed suitcases that look good on the curb and keep your gear safe.

Not only that, but with a three-piece set you’ll be ready for anything from an overnight jaunt to, um…a somewhat lengthier jaunt. We’re very big on jaunts here.

Anyway, it’s time to graduate from the duffel bag club. We’ll see you in the VIP lounge.

Or at least the airport bar. It’s better there anyway.