You know you want one...
Diligent SideDealers will have seen this offer before—the LED dancing flame Bluetooth speaker that you have no choice but to admit is probably the coolest looking wireless sound around. You’ve definitely imagined where it might go in your home, indoors or out. You’ve perhaps wondered if it sounds as good as it looks.
Well it does.
It’s pretty and it’s innovative and it’ll bring a special sort of ambience to wherever you set this thing down. All you have to do is order one already.
This is your chance to finally be able to put on some tunes and kick back while the gently flickering totally-not-fire does its thing.
That’s the beauty of it. It’s beautiful. And it sounds beautiful.
You know what else is beautiful? It doesn’t listen to you. This isn’t a smart speaker that expects you to abandon any last shred of remaining personal privacy in exchange for being able to tell Alexa to flush the toilet.
It just does what it does and it does it with style.
Plus, if you’re the kind of person who has already made the jump from imagining your impending backyard bliss to imagining the mosquitos you’ll inevitably contend with for having the audacity to go outside, well…we just happen to have a bonus deal for a pair of critter catchers that will make bug warfare downright fun.
The only downside is that you can’t cast your insect prey into your fake speaker flames. LED does have its limitations, though to be fair it won’t burn your house down, either.
