Effortless decor

Today’s enchanting candle offer is among the most elegant and sophisticated touches of home decor that’s available under the brand name of a convicted felon who did prison time.

We kid, we kid. Martha did her time and now there’s no reason that she shouldn’t be allowed to continue churning out glittery decorative doodads for our collective holiday amusement. Besides, these are really nice. It comes with two sizes, so not overly matchy-matchy, and they light up with an effortless tap of the remote (or can run more or less on their own with the integrated five-hour timer).

It’s real wax with a glitter finish and they each run on plain ol’ AA batteries, so getting this charming little setup up and running is about as effortless as decorating can be.

’Tis the season for second chances, reconnecting with our inner Martha Stewart, and scoring a great deal while you’re at it. We admit we’re not sure if we were able to secure this deal because of the crimes or just because we’re at a point in history where Martha is no longer at the peak of her cultural power, but either way they’re really nice trees.

Enjoy!