Cartoon Coffee Endorsements
“I thought I was cowardly. But it turns out, all I actually needed was a little pick-me-up. Now, after having a nice hot mug o’joe, I realize that, while the world is a scary place, it’s also beautiful.” - Courage
“I needed liquid courage, and I don’t mean booze. No, if I was going to say what I was going to say, I needed energy. If I went into this drowsy and out of it, I could ruin everything. After all, people don’t generally take me very seriously. If I want to have a serious conversation, I really need to be on my game. So I went to Starbucks, I got myself an americano, and then I went to my friend’s house and said, ‘Mickey, I gotta get this off my chest. It’s weird that you have a pet dog when we’re such good friends.’” - Goofy
“Used to be that everyone thought I was bad at magic. Turns out, I was just tired. Now I start my day with a shot of espresso and then move on to performing a series of perfectly executed incantations.” - Orko
“I was about to start bickering again when a voice in my head cut through the morning haze. It said, hey, every time you do this, you get yourself in some real trouble. Why not take a deep breath, sip your coffee, and really focus? So that’s what I did. And sure enough, with my foggy brain thoroughly awakened, I was able to do a quick Google search on my phone and show all the people and animals gathered around me and my nemesis that it was, definitively, rabbit season.” - Daffy
