“Squeeeeeeeee—“

You know what the dank shower in your first apartment with the disgusting shower curtain and the moldy ceiling didn’t need? A shower squeegee.

It needed a lot of things, but not a shower squeegee.

But times have changed and now maybe you’re sitting pretty with a fancy bathroom that has a glass shower door and maybe even a working GFI outlet that doesn’t make you think of Final Destination every time you plug in the hair dryer.

But like buying a new German sports car that demands fancy maintenance activities like changing the oil sometimes, with a better shower comes more responsibility.

You’re supposed to squeegee the glass when you’re done, is what we’re saying.

And whether you have a relatively lame plastic squeegee in there now or have been subjecting your poor glass to shower after un-squeegeed shower, today’s deal can elevate your bathroom situation considerably.

Not only is it a squeegee but it’s also, like…nice. It’s made of sturdy stainless steel and silicone. You’re really going to feel like you’re holding a proper piece of hardware in your hand.

It’s elegant and refined, like an unnecessary vase full of glass beads next to the sink. But it’s also wonderfully effective and pleasant to use, like a sturdy ornamental sword. Or something.

Go ahead and start taking proper care of your shower. And if you’re fortunate enough to have TWO fancy showers at home, we’re sending you a pair!