Tons of pimple patches
If you need zit patches, grab some.
If a teenager in your household needs zit patches, also grab some. But just, like…leave them in the bathroom or whatever. It doesn’t have to be a whole thing.
And if a spouse or other adult in your household needs zit patches, probably tread carefully. But still buy them. Because whatever awkward can of worms you might be opening is surely outweighed by the fact that you get 360 of these for twelve bucks.
How are we pulling this off?
Ingenuity. Shrewd negotiation. Relentless perseverance.
But mostly they rebranded the packaging and needed to unload a boatload of the old ones and we were able to scoop them up for cheap—same patches, mildly dated package design.
Besides, do you really want the modern packaging anyway? It’s getting pretty old watching every stupid consumer product being designed like it’s the hippest thing to ever go in a box. Sometimes a pimple patch is just a pimple patch and not everything needs to look like it was designed to go in one of those celebrity swag bags they give out at award shows.
So yeah. Hundreds of these for just $12. Let’s patch some pimples.
