Trust in the process.

A food processor is one of those things that isn’t strictly necessary in the kitchen, but once you get over the hump and actually buy one it will legitimately transform the way you do everyday food things. A decent food processor will save you time and aggravation in all kinds of ways, reducing sometimes annoying tasks like chopping and slicing to the quick press of a button.

Because sometimes there’s a certain satisfying zen that comes with manual food prep, but other times you really don’t have time for that nonsense and just need your damn peppers chopped up in a hurry so you can move on to the next thing.

This does that. And more. A lot more.

You get a pair of slicing discs, a shredding disc (a next level timesaver, by the way), a chopping/mixing blade, and two sizes of pushers to keep everything moving.

For $69.99, you’ll be unlocking a whole new class of meals that you would probably make way more often if it wasn’t such a labor-intensive pain in the butt.

Let’s get you processing some food!