So fresh and so clean
There are some very complicated bidets out there. They have lights and need to be plugged in. They have a variety of weirdly specific nozzle settings. And they require a not-superficial amount of plumbing skill to install.
This is none of that.
It’s a great bidet that you can install yourself and be up and running in no time. Though honestly, even though it’s a pretty simple installation, it requires just enough tools and hardware to make it seem like you’re accomplishing some real DIY stuff, and that’s always a good feeling.
Besides, whether you get a fancy bidet or a much more straightforward one like this, the bottom line is the same—this is, hands down, the correct way to clean yourself up after using the toilet. (The elongated toilet. Did we mention this is for elongated toilets? If your toilet is not elongated, you’re going to need a different bidet.)
Anyway, if you’ve used a bidet, you know the superiority firsthand. If you haven’t, we promise you that after you use this one (or any, really), you’ll feel like when it comes to wiping, the nicest toilet paper in the world is barely superior to a pinecone you find in the woods when you compare it to a cool jet of clean water shooting out at the touch of a knob.
It’s time to join the club.
