For a cleaner clean
Ever wonder why we never have Dyson vacuum cleaners for sale around here? It’s pretty much the same reason that we never have iPhones—we can’t get them any cheaper than you can, and if we did we’d probably wake up with a horse’s head in our bed. Upscale consumer brands don’t mess around.
But this thing? This thing is a high-end vacuum, except the company doesn’t quite have the fortitude to hold the line on their exorbitant $400 retail price point, letting us sneak in on rare occasions and scoop these up cheaply enough to kick them to you for a hundred and fifty bucks. Neat, huh?
You get some probably unnecessary features like the digital display on the top of the canister and you get some genuinely awesome features like automatic mess-detecting technology. It’ll even clean its own bristles, meaning you never have to worry about your spouse finding out about your secret technique for removing hair tangles using only a dinner fork.
Oh, and it does a wet-mop thing, too, cleaning your floors with recirculating water.
It’s rad. Is it four hundred dollars of rad? Maybe. But at $150? All day long.
