Retro fun that fits

Well, look at this.

It’s old-school retro pinball fun that doesn’t require a dedicated man-cave and/or she-shed to accommodate. So even though it isn’t heavy, expensive, and the size of a piece of furniture, it’ll still do all the things that will make your vintage arcade dopamine flow.

You get a digital scoreboard so that you can rack up those records just like back in the day and it does all the other basic pinball things you’d expect from such a thing. All that’s missing is a bizarre design theme based on a licensed 80s film franchise, but that’s probably expecting a little much from a tabletop machine that hasn’t been sitting at a truck stop for several decades.

We think you’ll love it regardless.

At just 15 bucks it’s a totally reasonable impulse entertainment purchase (you used to spend more in arcade quarters over the course of a night, admit it) and since it’s pretty compact it can be a thing that hangs out in the closet until you’re ready to break it out and have some fun.

Besides, kids barely even know what pinball is anymore. The fate of the future is in your hands.

Well, the fate of the past is, anyway.