Hygienic hydration

Here’s a fun experiment. Next time you see someone walking around with a water bottle like this, ask them when they cleaned it last. The awkward silence is palpable and it’s probably at least partially due to brain fog caused by the steady ingestion of small amounts of mold throughout the day.

You’re supposed to wash these things sometimes, is what we’re saying.

But we get why people don’t. These things can be in near constant use and it seems like it shouldn’t be possible for something to get too gross while you’re actively drinking from it, never mind that you might be drinking out of it day and night for months on end.

Mostly you just need two. Because this is essentially a laundry day problem, where you just need something to use while your other one is being cleaned and dried. Hence the two-pack.

You get to choose your colors and you get both for just $12, which is hard to beat for a decent water bottle with a flippy lid and capacity markers down the side that are actually super easy to use for a change. It’s perfect if you’re monitoring your water intake or just trying to get the mixture right on your fruit-flavored electrolyte powder.

We think you’ll enjoy these a lot. And have you seen what regular popular water bottles cost these days? Madness. Come get two for twelve.